For some inexplicable reason I decided to publish a list of all the films that I own with my opinion on each. For what that's worth.

Godfather, The

Best film ever made.

Brando is superb. Who else is nuts enough to stuff his face with cotton wool and talk like that?

I was a bit of a Brando in my youth. Oh aye. There's nothing I couldn't do with butter.

I can write that shit. I don't care.

Film list