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Skyrim beautifulness
I got a character to Level 80 on Neverwinter. Woop! So I figured I’d start again but this time created a girl character. A human ranger with a good face and nice shape.
I’ve never had so many guild requests and I’m only Level 7. People are stoopid.
I love arcade games. I love making them. Jeff ‘Yak’ Minter inspires me to make games. He always has done. I remember sitting trying to code games in my bedroom on a Dragon32 and then an Atari 800XL back in the early to mid 80s. Minter’s games spoke to me.
During one of my random swerves around the internet I discovered that he’s at it again. This time it’s mooses (? plural of moose ?).
God I love this trippy shit. Trouble is I don’t have a Windows PC. Hopefully he’ll compile it up for MacOS and I can indulge some hippy trippy bovine space shooting.
The game will be released via Steam: https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/256792126/movie480_vp9.webm?t=1596100169
I wrote a short story. It needs a little work but I reckon I’m onto something. I just need an editor. Or an agent. Or both. Also, if any of the major studios are reading it’d make a cracking Autumn release alongside the latest Avengers drivel.
Once upon a time somebody somewhere had a large curry and probably a little too much ale. The curry was similar in texture to a tin of orange Dulux with occasional lumps of meat. All was well. Until the following morning when things became very very unwell.
The curry eating person rose from their pit and staggered to the bathroom where they successfully gave birth to a large orange shit.
The shit developed an “I will not be flushed” attitude and soon grew legs and shit hair and a penchant for young girls. With those hurdles safely behind it it entered into the world of business and ultimately politics.
Several years later the orange shit became the most powerful man on the planet and the world became shit.
The end.
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The unlikely truth
I’m old and tired and largely fed up. This blog gives me somewhere to talk. I really don’t care if I’m talking to myself, it’s just healthy to be able to ramble on about anything and nothing.
Just to fill this post out a bit I’ve dumped a ton of lorem ipsum into it and a photo of Kurt Vonnegut. It says more than I’m able to right now. So it goes.
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